Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A mute man went to shout "hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!